19 Aug 2005 17:44 ~ Jonathan Argent
Top 10 things you should not say in a horror movie
Whatever you do don't say any of these...
1
"Let's split up"2
"What's the worst that can happen?"
"What you looking at?"
3
"I'll be right back"4
"I think we're safe now"5
"What's there to be scared of?"6
"I don't bother to load this gun anyway..."7
"Quick, let's escape upstairs"8
"Oh look, there's an abandoned cottage in these dark woods, let's hide in there"9
"You go on ahead, I'll catch you up..."10
"Did you know that I'm a virgin!"Whatever is out there, wherever you go, you will always need to be ready - just in case you stumble into your own personal horror flick!
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