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Antony Holmes

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January 00:01

Sequels



Hi, I'm Tom Cruise. You might remember me endorsing my own brand of single use missiles. I also starred in Top Gun, one of the biggest films of the 1980s. Inevitably I've been wanting to make a sequel to cash in on the success. Well the wait is over. I'm proud to present...



Disabled Nascar racing Vietnam War Navy pilot veteran sports agent and plucky barman Tom Smooth owns an arcade where all the kids play a magical Coin-op game that looks suspiciously similar to Sega's Afterburner which allows the arcade to travel back in time to facinating periods of history such as:

  • When a young man is taken under the wing of a con artist and shown how to con people out of money in a game of pool.


  • When a young man tries to con his autistic brother out of a wedge of cash but comes to realise he's not such a bad egg.


  • When a young Irishman with a ropey accent sails to America and races a cart across the Oklahoma Territory to claim a plot of dirt for himself.


  • When a Navy pilot learns to be the best of the best.


  • When a Nascar driver learns to be the best of the best.


  • When a man goes to an orgy and doesn't really learn anything.


  • When a young man becomes a spy and goes on some boring caper around Europe which no one is interested in.


See all this and more in the film extravaganza of the year with at least 10% new footage.
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