Antony Holmes
12
December 00:12
This green and peasant land
England; home of the teabag, the coal scuttle, binge drinkers and the pencil.Today I felt proud to be English.
I took a stroll through an English wood on an English Sunday afternoon wearing my English coat and my shoes bought in an English shop.
In the distance were the sounds of English birds chirping and English chain saws cutting down English trees to aid in the construction of an English car park.
I took in an English breath of fresh air, stared at this English vista and heard an Englishman whistling the theme tune to Postman Pat, an English animation, somewhere ahead of me perhaps to beckon his English dog.
After my English walk I took an English slow bus to my English house which took an English long time and I was English annoyed when I got back because it was English late.
All in all a very English day.
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